🛋️ 'Ello. I’m Toby. I’m a corgi. I’m horizontal. If you’re looking for action shots, try someone with longer legs and fewer naps scheduled. My hobbies include lying down, sighing dramatically, and pretending I didn’t hear the word “walk.” 🐾😴
I joined Pet League because someone entered me while I was asleep. I stayed because the treats were decent and the effort required was minimal. My signature move? The slow blink of indifference. My vibe? Royal loaf with a hint of biscuit.
Vote Toby if you believe true greatness lies in doing absolutely nothing—and looking adorable while doing it. 🐶🍞