🥿 Meet Maple—the cocker spaniel with silky ears, soulful eyes, and an unstoppable passion for fashion… particularly your shoes. Whether it’s trainers, slippers, or stilettos, if it’s left unattended, it’s part of her collection now. She’s not naughty—she’s curating.

Maple’s personal motto? “One paw in the closet, one heart in the wild.” She doesn’t chew—she borrows. Permanently. Her Pet League moment would be a slow-mo chase scene, ending in a triumphant leap onto the sofa, prize heel in mouth and zero remorse.