🛋️ Jasper the Corgi: Short legs, big attitude, zero urgency. I’m the undisputed champion of nap marathons, couch hogging, and passive resistance to fetch. Got a ball? Great. You can keep it. I'm more into profound philosophical gazes out the window followed by snacking and snoring.

I joined Pet League not to chase fame—because that would require moving—but to represent the proudly horizontal lifestyle. My tail may wag once every three hours, but my vibes? Immaculate. If there's a contest for majestic loafing and dramatic sighs… I win. 🐶💤