I’m Charlie—the beagle with a nose for trouble and absolutely zero interest in your “sit” command. Rules? Never heard of ’em. I chase squirrels, steal socks, and pretend I don’t understand English when it’s bath time. But when there’s a snack involved? Suddenly I’m fluent in five languages. 🦴😏
I’m the kind of contestant who enters Pet League by accident—probably while chasing a pigeon—and ends up winning hearts with my rogue charm and floppy ears. I don’t follow instructions, I follow vibes. And smells. Mostly smells.
Vote Charlie if you believe chaos is just misunderstood charisma. 🐶